Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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