halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
