let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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