Your dad touched me again.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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