Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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