I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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