On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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