He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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