so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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