Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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