grandma shit on top of the toilet
Its about making memories worth repressing
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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