I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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