I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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