none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The power of my boobs compel you
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