dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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