Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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