Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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