She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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