I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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