Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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