She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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