This girl is more easily done than said...
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Do vagina's smell?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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