dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Randomize
