when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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