That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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