How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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