i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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