do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i will never coherently bang her
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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