real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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