i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
