I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Randomize
