i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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