so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
she pinky promised me she was 18
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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