I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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