I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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