Buhtt sex?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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