Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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