plz talk dirty to me
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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