all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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