I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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