on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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