okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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