It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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