having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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