May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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