I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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