Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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