then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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