My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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