Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
