Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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