Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
