Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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