i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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