it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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